She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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