is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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