i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
