I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I'm jealous of your bromance
he shaved USA in his pubs
handjob tips. give me some.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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