It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Randomize
