Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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