My hand turned me down
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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