Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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