I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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