didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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