we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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