We won't sleep together?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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