You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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