do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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