on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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