how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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