Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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