He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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