first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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