How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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