I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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