I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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