Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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