Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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