I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My brain says no but my pants say off.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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