I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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