Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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