just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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