you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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