Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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