you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
vagina is talking i cant
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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