# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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