loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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