Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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