They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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