People with herpes should wear stickers.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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