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waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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