so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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