If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
