I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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