Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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