Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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