i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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