When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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