I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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