She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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