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I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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