I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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