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I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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