just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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