Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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