I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
high people should be assigned attendants
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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