My brain says no but my pants say off.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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