This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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