her vagine was all disorganized.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
its not stalking. its research.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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