I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
