All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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